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humor & music a perpetually self-defeating mix of the experimental & mundane. Everything on this site is satire. None of it is true.
We do not exist.

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Chewing the fat of excessive consumption since 1998


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in sportable form at the


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v i d e o w o r k

animation - other wordly

visual xperimentl

documentical - theoretical


LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



21 JULY 2008



david rutland

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systemic selection

a full-house kind of erection



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15 JULY 2008

  unpleasant alram clocks cartoon holtek  


    whitstable nudes


14 JULY 2008

  dehydrated reality cartoon holtek  


The candy colored clown they call the sandman.....
colorful old-fashioned fair ride scrambler


11 JULY 2008

....Bush bids eloquent farewell to G8


10 JULY 2008


xpeRiMENtL foToZ





8 JULY 2008


So much for getting my provisional UK driver's license..........






6 JULY 2008



David Rutland


4 JULY 2008





We'd wish you a happy 4th of July but that's a deportable offence here.


2 JULY 2008

As some of you know I have once or twice thrown my hat into the ring during a presidential election cycle. I've agonized over it but finally decided there is too much at stake. I've decided to keep it simple this time and run on a straightforward, no-nonsense platform.




Well then wake her up to clean this damn room.  


Awww! Hi baby!


30 JUNE 2008



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25 JUNE 2008

  kill me I won't press charges cartoon holtek  


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23 JUNE 2008

I'm like the Fonz only taller.

Hey Tourists!

Stop spending all that hard earned cash just to show your love for that cool city you're visiting.

Now you can cover them all!

  I heart whichever city shirt by holtek

Here's me posing by my favorite piece at The Louvre!!!

And we'd be kicked off the internets if we didn't post at least one -

But this is what you really want to see...  


21 JUNE 2008



Another new friend Marie and the Little Black Box of Hallucinations

But enough of me - here's more of me and my work:

More British Library documentations:









"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal


"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National




"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave



"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance




"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors




"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay