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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



17 DEC 2007


15 DEC 2007

Edinburgh is a great place. By the end of the 3rd day Creative Disease was frantically searching for a way to move HQ there.
Not too big. Not too crowded. Definitely not too small. Plenty of night life along with staggering natural formations.
And mysterious alleys and ancient looking walkways lurking at every turn. Basically enough to give any ubran explorer
urbanaut a tremendous buzz.

Also mention that the airport has the nicest/funniest security personnel ever encountered. How utterly refreshing.

And even the junkies were fairly polite. One back in these catacombs warned me
about needles lying about so I gave him a quid. Nine more and it will be party time.

You can't take me anywhere.  

  Hoping to have next show here.

Hung out with this guy for a while.  


"Undies and eggs sorcerer jailed"

"Apart from a cash down payment, the man was requested to bring a spoon, one egg, a plate, a urine sample and a pair of underpants."

- gee, sounds like my last visit to a prostitute.

Dearhoof - "Scream Team" - now THAT'S a song.


11 DEC 2007

One of best overlooked bands of 80s and beyond - Clock DVA

But it's still Spinvis wearing out the decks here at CreDi HQ

Okay, it's Christmas time. You know what that means. Time to start breaking out the JC 'toons.........................

  jesus born in a barn cartoon  

We're off for a research trip to Scotland. Scattered amongst the many well-off financial supporters of Creative Disease are a few
individuals and organizations to whom we made certain promises in return for assistance in our move to Europe. This will be a very preliminary expedition force. But we're still sticking by our time table of delivering clear footage of the Loch Ness Monster by late 2008.
Unless, of course, UFO contact/abduction/anal rape occurs first. And let's not forget about possible trans-dimensional encounters with Faerie Folk. Did you know that if you accept their invitation to dance that you'll never be able to return to "our dimension"? What?
"Tempting" you say?


See you this weekend.


09 DEC 2007

Yes. I could physically FEEL him
spinning in his grave below my feet.
iraq communist grave  




can't you see the eye

watching us

through the trees

in every leaf

telling us what to do


what's that look on your face

what's that behind your back

what are you reaching for

1, 2 , 3 attack





How 'bout this Christmas we don't buy each other anything. Instead let's all give Jesus the gift of Universal Peace, Brotherhood and Love.
TRUST me, He'll be so surprised!





05 DEC 2007

Stay tuned for our series of essays on why everything's gonna be okay.


  vegan oral sex cartoon  


New CafePress Addition - next in the "FIGHT STARTER" apparel line -

you call that a hat?


and my skin burned every step of the way holy ghost alley  


03 DEC 2007

Coming soon......our series of essays on Why The Planet Is Doomed

Shit Sandwich? >>Grandmother saved by daughter's poo<<

I admit it. I love the London Dildo Building.  


29 NOV 2007

  talking traffic safety cones  


Dan Holt Dan Reports: Kentucky Courtroom Conundrum - Is it still incest if she's already dead?

  Weird Sighting Over Kent
  weird lights kent uk

Okay, time for a "UFO photo statement" - One of the reasons we moved operations to the UK is because it is an overall UFO (UAP) hotspot and we're simply not ready to miss out on that action. At present our budget won't allow for building elaborate underground cult bunkers so we have to settle for taking turns sitting on the cliffsides waiting for ETs to come deliver us. What we're trying to say is we take UAP (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena) sightings seriously. The above photo is mearly a 15 or 20 second exposure of a cargo plane coming in for a landing at night. Normally, we like to keep you guessing here, but we want to come clean in order to LEAVE NO DOUBT about authenticity when we inevitably obtain photos of unexplained phenomena. Some things are sacred and in this matter we will indulge no hoaxes.

Mayor Resigns, Claims Abduction By Satan Worshippers

First of all, that was a LONG time ago and secondly, we never abducted ANYBODY. From what I remember he was just another horny dude who thought he could "get some" by hanging out with the 'free-loving' Devil Worshippers. Wrong.

In other words, the various raven haired, dark souled maidens turned him down and he ran off broken hearted, humiliated with no choice but to start a new life.

Simply an educated guess.


26 NOV 2007

London is a cool place


But God help you if you have to piss.

london toilets map cartoon


Dan H. asks: "If someone tried to exterminate all Hawaiins would it be a Hulacaust?"


21 NOV 2007


After a few days exploring lovely Cornwall and then a day or 2 in London - especially after Westminster Abbey - I found myself undergoing an Anglican form of the Jerusalem Syndrome - where some people who visit the Holyland begin to think they are Jesus returned to Earth. I, on other hand, found myself believing that I was the rightful claimant to the throne of England. After an hour in the Abbey I was no longer looking at the art, tombs, etc but was wholly occupied trying to pick out the spot where I would surely one day be entombed myself and how lucky my soon-to-be-subjects were to be able to stand so close to me.


Easily the creepiest stuff I've seen in a while.
- Calling Dave Lynch - photos from early performances at the very cool Minack Theatre - essentially built/carved into the cliffside at Porthcurno, Cornwall by Rowena Cade.



More 2 Come.........

16 NOV 2007

  Lay off the junk or you might end up at -



Got our asses handed to us last night at Trivia Night at the corner pub.......yeah, but how many 1950s British radio personalities can YOU recall? Or how about naming the Northern most British (non-Scottish) football club to win the national title? Uh-huh. Us too.

Okay. Travelling for a few days to gather some experiences worthy of a creative disease outbreak. Will host with you again mid-week. Cheers.






"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal


"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National




"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave



"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance




"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors




"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay