OCT 11 2007
Testing.....1,2,3...........coming to you from the British Isles......can you hear me?
Oi! I've been watching the BBC for my news and I'm jonesing for obnoxious, smug, asshole American reporters.
Somebody shove a FOX broadcaster in a box and send 'em my way.
We're trying to set up shop in this place:
I decided to pose with a few of the albums that changed my life before we had to part company.
Can you spot your favorite?
24 HOURS LEFT
America, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Do numbers go high enough?
Did we get high enough?
You and I?
Let's count the days
Spent in mourning
Played in sand
Reaching always higher
Till that mommy-bitch slapdown
That set us right again
America we march for you
And to my soon-to-be-British friends I'd like to go ahead and extend an invitation to
come hear my series of free lectures on America - coming soon to a UK intersection near you.
Okay everyone, I'm outta here tomorrow. Next me meet it shall be over tea and crumpets.
Big Dave Holtek
OCT 2 2007
Well folks it's time to pack up the computers along with everything else. Creative Disease is moving to the United Kingdom this Sunday, October 7th. We will try to continue updating as time and internet access allows but no doubt things will be sparse for a while.
We know that our good friends who have supported us from the get-go will stick with us and we hope any new comers to this site will be patient and not forget us. We promise to offer up much Euro-trash inspired art and profanity in the months to come.
In the meantime I managed to add two more archived pages (pages 23 and 22 above) for any of you who are fairly new here - hopefully there's some entertaining stuff on those 2 pages you haven't seen yet.
Wish us luck.
and remember.......even if you don't visit us often, Penatron is always watching you from the corner.
OCT 1 2007 one week left in America - one weak lefty in America
IrrAtioNaLitY is a big part of art - or at least should be
irrationality like cutting up old paintings and making a collage of them when you should be preparing to move your entire household and operations overseas
but when the voices never shush the hands must release the brain lest the brain release the hands and we all now how ugly that can get
keep on workin'
I've never met her but I know her by her tattoos - thanks Mary - ink artist: Angus Oblong
8 1/2 DAYS LEFT (is that what Fellini meant?)
Behold the Holy Grail of school yearbook photos!
The Sneaked in Bird
Among many cherished objects recently sacrificed in The Great Movement To Reduce Our Belongings By 75%
was the legendary Rhythm Ace.
To hear it in action listen to "Shaky" mp3 below.
SEPT 26 2007
far along the disgusting avenue i encounter america and we each say a prayer i for the world and it for itself
but despite our differences we both turn and check out each other's ass
america i'll always love you
EXACTLY 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY I WILL HAVE TO LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME TO IAN, NIGEL, OLIVER OR TREVOR
Can anyone be surprised that as we physically grab this creative powerhouse known as Creative Disease and literally wrestle
it from the earth that a surge in paranormal activity would result?
First on these very hallowed grounds:
And then from far-flung locales where one of our collaborators resides -
A grainy sighting of a Giant Man-Eating Stoat
and now.......a brief musical interlude.........circa 1985......"Shaky, Okay, Now Steady" by the Back Alley Contortionists
And yeah......I SWEAR I was here in Ann Arbor the whole time! "Christ Statue Vandalized - Lucifer Left Untouched"
16 DAYS LEFT
I've been trying to make return visits to some favorite photographic sites before I am soon reduced to photographing castles, ancient ruins, boring shit like that.
This little spot is just north of Cincinnati, Ohio. A stone's throw from interstate 75. The first picture I took of it years ago was the first photo I ever sold. I'm glad it's still there and it's always hard for me to resist climbing in and stealing those signs. It's just a matter of time before the building gets torn down and they'll be gone forever.
Those were the days - when the sexes were segregated prior to being strip-searched by security guards while exiting the factory.
Today things are so much more complicated. Which exit would a pre-op tranny choose? Or Ben Affleck?
So, OJ's back in the news.........great.......just when I was making some headway in Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit again!
Now I'm back glued to the tube.
SEPT 18 2007
In loving memory of Turok -
may she forever frolic in that great big pant's leg in the sky
IN 3 WEEKS I'LL BE THE IMMIGRANT
Last night in bed the side of my ass started to itch and hurt a bit. I figured it was a spider bite. This morning I woke up with a
lump so big it was like I had 3 butt cheeks.
|I was going to say there is something "marginally creepy" about this sign but I decided it's just plain old creepy
A SHOE A TEAR-STAINED DIARY AND A CHINESE NEWSPAPER LEFT
And so comes an end to my tenure in the ceramic studio of Willam Schultz. Many thanks for his guidance and hands-off style.
Thanks to Priyagi Mehta for her many technical and artistic suggestions and for assistance in helping me finish last-minute projects.
I hope I get a chance to work with clay again someday but for now I plan on switching over to Sculpey to satisfy my 3D impulses.
I've tried to pay homage to Jesus, Satan, Cephalopods, Tits and Dicks to the best of my ability.
May they all return the courtesy some day.
|Here's one of 3 final pieces:
"Jesus Lays an Egg"
And coincidentally coinciding with my retirement from ceramica the fine poeple at SQUID.US have been kind enough to
post a pic of my "Squid Kettle"
A face full of spider
photo by David Rutland
"I'd rather be self-righteous than self-wrongtious" - Dan Holt
TODAY IS THE THIRST DAY OF THE TEST OF YOUR LIFE
Did you miss me? I didn't think so.
On the internets no one can hear you scream.
We had a surge of visitors in July and August but porn and LOL Cats must have lured them away.
We're all alone now. Just you and me.
Are you comfortable?
Can I get you something to drink?
You look fabulous in that outfit.
Want some gum?
If you love something kill it and stick a pin in it and display it on your wall
1 in 3 people still believe Iraq was responsible for 9-11.
2.8 out of 3 people believe Jesus was a zombie and rose from the dead.
So, what's your point?
At least with Jesus we eat HIS flesh and NOT the other way round.
It's like a gentler, kinder form of zombism.
IT'S THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY but then you said that yesterday
One CreDi staffer recently got a swell send-off:
Join the Outdoor Grill Liberation Front - here's one liberated with veggies and tofu
We will return with internet content in a few days. In the meantime, please rise up.
Indeterminate Number of Days Left
| a dog grooms its genitals in full view of the President
foreign policy inspired by stained bondage sado masochism rag
as Trannies take roll call
half of America is sequestered in Church
while their politicians sodomize the tardy alter boy
legislating morality with one hand up a 12 year old's ass
invoking Jesus with a mouth full of Satan cock
Your Representatives are jacking off in your coffee
fisting with lubed hands clutching Bible passages
Behold the American Orgy
"Love between the ugly is the most beautiful love of all" - Todd Rungren
Ann Arbor Sidewalk Art - Artist Unknown
38 DAYS LEFT
We know how you feel
We've all been there
The suffocating Real
The nosebleed meals
Skin like a peel
Round the clock ills
Way past our fill
Caressing concrete on our slow march to the End
Will you crack me open and remove my yolk-like soul?
Sunny side up please
The Republican School of Fellatio.
The Big Republican Book of Men's Restroom Pick-Up Techniques
The Ancient Greek Senate was full of men fucking boys. In politics things never change.
Rumor has it that the Congressional bathroom stalls are riddled with "glory holes"
Scientists have confirmed that if you're rich, white, Republican and Christian that you are genetically bound to suck cock.
Don't fight it. Legalize it and kick your wife to the curb or just tell her to crop her hair and stop shaving her legs.
Marriages are about compromise.
41 DAYS LEFT
Okay, I feel better now.
AUG 25 2007
AUG 23 2007
Dear visitors, please be patient and don't abandon us. The countdown is started for moving Creative Disease
Headquarters to the UK. Only a few more weeks on American soil. We're trying to keep content up while we jump thru
the circus hoops of an international move. We need you now more than ever. We're scared. Please hold us.
I'm not sure what this means but I like it and it's our newest shirt:
A tattoo in progress and CreDi gets more progressive:
AUG 22 2007
AUG 19 2007
Photo by Komet
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Back in Time One Page