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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



FEB 10 2007

Brenda Oelbaum and her emergency diet books.

Sticker by John Bordeaux. All proceeds to ACLU.

Holy shit, "!!! (Chk Chk Chk)" might be the best band going right now.

FEB 8 2007



FEB 6 2007




FEB 4 2007

Did I happen to mention how fucking cold it is?



FEB 02 2007


The One That Got Away.

I glanced a commotion on the far side of a tree across the street while looking out my kitchen window today. At first I thought it might be the neighbor cat "Sparky" going after something, but then I saw wings and this behemouth came into view with a squirrel in it's mouth. By the time I got my camera and went outside it had taken flight. The sun was in my eyes and I just barely got it at the top of the frame.

Bye Sweety!


Just call her "2 of 8" - ceramica 2007 -

JAN 31 2007

I'm pleased to report that "Negative Beauty" sculpture is going to be in upcoming "Venus of Willendorf" show at University of Michigan.

Apparently since it's a feminism themed show I was the only male who submitted (*giggle* I said "submitted"). I guess in any case it sure feels good to be the token white male for a change. It's about time - damn women and minorities been keeping me down long enough.




I'm banking on the fact that acceptance into the show will help counter-balance some of these vaguely misogynistic cartoons.....  

Okay, now where were we.......for the one or two of you keeping score here's a very partial list of -





"Lorries" - Colin Newman
"Shivers" - The Boys Next Door
"St Elmo's Fire" - Brian Eno
"Talk Amongst Yourselves" - Grand National
"Viscera Eyes" - Mars Volta
"Jardim Da Alma" - Arto Lindsay
"Kamo (Dark Stripe)" - Arto Lindsay
"Excuse-moi" - Katerine
"Lover's Spit" - Broken Social Scene
"Believe ESP" - Deerhoof
"Nag Nag Nag" - Cabaret Voltaire
"Freebird" - Lynyrd fukin Skynyrd

****** to be continued

JAN 29 2007


Definitely the best cover I've heard so far this year -

Blondies "Heart of Glass" by John Mike Bordeaux


JAN 27 2007




JAN 26 2007



JAN 25 2007

When your website's off-line no one can hear you scream.


C'mon. Everybody's got someone in their life that needs one of these!

  rock bottom my ass!


JAN 23 2007

I went to the grocery today. It was really busy. Everyone was stocking up on snacks for George Bush's
State of the Union address tonight.

Hello. CreDi was down for 48 hours or so. I hope you've all come back. I hope you pass the word around about this site as we continue to pass cyber gas that alights and burns like a beacon for cold, hungry, tired travellers on the information super highway. There's zero advertising here. We exist almost solely on ego. Please make a donation to our ego by pointing people this way.




Thanks to Priyesh for photo:


JAN 22 2007

Hello Gentle Readers........sorry for the blackout.....our server's been on the fritz......back online now
......firing up the back with you in a minute.........

"She Sells Self Studies by the Sea Shore" - ceramic, transparencies and rope light



JAN 19 2007


JAN 17 2007

Continuing with Nature worship  

    dead babies at the prom

JAN 15 2007

martin luther bling

Nature, I like you

I don't kill your spiders

I pet your cats

I don't eat animals

I don't toss trash

Nature, please take care of me

JAN 14 2007

One important thing that should be accepted as early in life as possible is that there is no such thing as bad dancing. Toddlers know this but by the teens it's thrown into doubt and by adulthood it often degrades into a crisis of outright malperspective. In short, there are no bad dancers only bad conversationalists.

Maybe this is funny. Maybe it's not. But at 5:30 this morning I woke up with it in my head and I made myself repeat it 5 times so I'd remember it after I fell back asleep. So damnit, here it is.

The city dump is the opposite of the shopping mall. Death is the only sure-cure for consumerism. Silkworms make the burial shroud then later feed on it's occupant.

I saw a guy reading in the mall the other day. One should never read in the mall just like one should never cry during sex.

Most American girls are embarrassed to show up at school wearing a dress made by their mom - unless her mom's name is "Mai Lin" and works in a sweatshop in China.

In the middle of the aisles of most American malls there are now kiosks that sell everything from cellphones to bling to back massagers. They are the "carts and wagons"of modern day gypsies - minus the charm and music playing.

JAN 12 2007


We interrupt our programming to deliver a message from Mr. Sanders -

"Now, I don't know what kind of outfit you all are running here but there's been reports of some 'fumes'. And the other day, coming in in the morning, well, I thought I smelled 'whacky tobaccy'. What you all do on your own time is your business but I've been paid to keep things in order around here so KEEP IT OUTSIDE!

And whoever scratched "ass-master" into my desk with a knife need only know that it's simply a matter of time.....just a matter of time. Yes Sir. Yes Siree."


Let's check in with the CreDi news ticker:

JAN 10 2007

  Sandra finished 6th in the Blind Archer's Division  

Buildings crumbling

drawn out lovers collapsing

on the corner a crazy man sings

war is the new pornography


JAN 8 2007

What would you have done with the $1600?



JAN 6 2007

A good friend of The Disease sent this along. Notice that the sweet ass graphic is trademarked.

"For the rectum". "May cause dizziness". Hmmmmm...let's see, what else I got going on tonight?

Here's new bumper stickers -



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"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
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"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
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"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
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"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
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-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay