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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



30 MARCH 2008



Something tells me you wouldn't run across this little guy parked right in the middle of a public attraction in America...not to mention the ubiquitous samplings of chocolate penises, tits and vaginas in candy store windows.

With such filth around how do these Europeans keep from running wild in the streets and killing each other?




Hurry up.

Chop chop.



27 MARCH 2008



Back in 1348 when my name was Count Magnus Thoth
this is what I used to lop people's fucking limbs off.

What, you want some?

Since we're now essentially un-official US ambassadors to the UK we've been
trying to come up with slogans and logos to help bridge the cultural gap and
promote better understanding.




We're still functionally off-line. Yeah, okay, in The States the phone company probably won't cut off your DSL because of a 6 month old misplaced order - so maybe U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A is still number one. And they DO have the bottomless soft drink over, guess the jury's still out...........are they taking your fingerprints at airports over there yet? Race ya' to fascism!


25 MARCH 2007

THE REVENGE OF BRITISH TELECOM!!! -- for reasons too lame to convey BT shut off our internet connection. We'll hopefully be back on in a few days. In the meantime we'll crash the local wifi spots to deliver some content when we can. Please stand by.


A very cool room with an even cooler view -

Don't go! Don't go!

The Dutch are terribly rude and uncultured.

Crime runs rampant in the streets.

The chocolates and waffles will make you horribly fat.

For God's sake don't go!

Oh, and Christ, don't even MENTION the beer - UNDRINKABLE!!




17 MARCH 2008





Despite the loss of communicativeness language studies continue:

Real life precursors to surrealism? In other words,
the old reality demons plodding club-footed several clips ahead of art.

Dear visitors to Creative Disease - you truly are the cream of the crop. You are few in number but your exemplary taste makes you giants among men and women alike.

True connoisseurs of the Internet. Ye who drill down and rummage about the debris field of electronified expression. Like pioneers of the profane you steer clear for no man or principle or false moral scarecrow.



We've tried to leave you an extra bit. We're off to The Continent for a few days.

The house cats are in good hands and all devices booby trapped. Surveillance automatic (it IS the UK after all)


See you'uns this weekend.


CreDi Staff






16 MARCH 2008

Encountered some cool things in London:


Today's Date Give or Take

Hello friend. I, Dave Drabula Holtek, invite you to visit the newly remodeled ARTVICE. Same stupid old management but with some new art and a dedication to keeping it fresher. Art is like a balloon - so tempting to pop.



11 MARCHHHHHH 2frog8

new CreDi featurette - the not-daily in-house mental health-o-meter

Today's Reading:


Codependance on the dance floor!



The ten o'clock shock
with a knee cap night cap
an existential knock-off
clock, clock clock!

Does the Internet seem too tidy?
For this ex-circus midget to have a ridey ridey?
Gittee up digital pony.


10 MARCH 2008

A new series (??) -

The Birth of the Intellectual.

A new series (??)

Urban Candy 1


Urban candy
sugar sprinkled ground
landscape painters
with cigarette brushes
and vomit paint
cover the world in laughter
like garbage juggling clowns

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