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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



19 APRIL 2008

Strange Fish Carcass the Movie


18 APRIL 2008

melancholicy baby cartoon holtek




16 APRIL 2008



death throes holtek

RIPPED from the HEADLINES: The Pope is Ashamed

    Pope Pedophile cartoon holtek


14 APRIL 2008

  drunk in a bottle cartoon holtek  


My life story - always 5 minutes behind the miracle.

Someone down the street, around the block had just shed their leg braces and left them lying.

Perhaps one day I'll be there to photograph the intervening hand of God.


11 APRIL 2008

  mourn porn cartoon holtek  



9 APRIL 2008

  free tibet cartoon holtek  

New feature: permanent dedicated links for cartoons (for good ones at least). They will reside on an outoftoon page. The site that is starved for attention - both yours and mine. So, please, link away.





Ahhh, to be a "Casio band" back when that's all that money and technology allowed.

Detachment circa 1984




"Shhh Don't Tell" MP3


8 APRIL 2008


Charlton Heston just happens to die right as the inquest over the Lady Diana murder conspiracy wraps up? Coincidence? Yeah, if you say so.

So I awake to someone's alarm clock this morning tuned to a news radio station. I barely make out the fine diction of the British announcer saying something about a huge meteor seen streaking over South America or something like that..... ....I was still 3/4s asleep but it was enough to imagine I was overhearing the start of some dawn of the dead type scenario. But then not a word from the folks on the BBC telly as I sip me tea a few minutes later.........Coincidence? Yeah, if you say so.

We're a bit over run with data right now.

Processing is ongoing.

Ongoing is in process.

A special shout out to Jonathon who pulled my precariously leaning torso out of the way of the oncoming bus the other day. With this hot-ass pair of shoulders the ladies never would have forgiven me for that mistep. Rest easy dolls. The guns are in order and the baby maker is still a trend setter. My seed is in style. My offspring are guaranteed to be 60% more successful than that guy's. Spring specials while supply lasts.


7 APRIL 2008

  prison cartoon holtek  

So, is it time to "pry that gun from his cold dead fingers"? - You might have been a conservative gun nut but we'll always love you Chuck. You taught us to respect the apes and distrust anything green and gloopy slopped down on our plates. Godspeed.



4 APRIL 2008

  bush supporters cartoon holtek  

We are operational again at HQ. The black helicopters are back.

I modelled for this a long time ago and have yet to receive any royalties.  


3 APRIL 2008

  boxing cartoon holtek  


Over here in the Old Country we've already looked at a few thousand objects of art but nary a single one has tempted us to smash and grab as much as this one.

There's a "world largest collection of lamps" exhibit in the museum of chocolate in Bruges, Belgium and that's where this is.

Not suggesting anyone break any laws....but.....well, just sayin' know where to contact us.


Outside the Bruges train station - a sea of Gawd, just who and WHAT ARE these people??? Mommy, I'm scared!


27 MARCH 2008

We can't tell Keira Knightley from Natalie Portman. We suspect they are the same person.

Replication has become exiting.

States are states.

The Olympics should be abolished.

Ours is a mannequin's fate.


She retreated at the sound of my empty pockets in search of someone with a nicer cave.

When you're gone the doves and roaches stir

The crows make your silhouette

The clouds gloat

The Moon takes pity

And makes me feel unalone




"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal


"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National




"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave



"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance




"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors




"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay