AUG 27 2006
It's Sunday evening and Troy Lee Gentry is still a dick.
AUG 26 2006
Overheard (for real) a few days ago in the juice aisle of the grocery:
Rather large trailer park-esque woman talking to similarly classed man holding up a container of "Lite Grape Juice" -
"what's that mean, there's just less of it?"
AUG 25 2006
Our crack team of researchers have been monitoring the cable news outlets and crunching some numbers and our data is showing that according to media coverage -
The life of 1 Jonbenet equals the lives of 12,386 Iraqi children.
AUG 24 2006
Here's today's incentive to join the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement -
"Country star accused of illegally killing tame bear" -Hey, "Troy Lee Gentry" - I'm going to taunt your mom with your 2 inch long dick and then sit and help her write a sympathy card to you begging for forgiveness for giving birth to such a worthless piece of human shit.
AUG 22 2006
fed to only the most discriminating of lions
union of the terminally unemployable
armed with lethal contradictions
there are no feel good rape scenes
torture should be voluntary
false confessions are good conversation starters
going in debt to pay a terrible price
the golden age of misleadership
fierce competition among bankrupt belief systems
jostling for position in chaos
AUG 19 2006
Holy heck, where have I been? Does anyone know?
Here's a little poem dedicated to a few friends and the billions of kids heading back to school:
>> I curled up in an fear ball in the room's darkest corner
anticipating the ruthless negation of my precious not-knowing
feel the shadow of education across my floor like a mud slick
and in a tearful vignette say goodbye to my cherished ignorance <<
cartoon disclaimer: I haven't seen this movie and probably won't. In the slim chance that the writers are as funny as me and actually put some snake-handling Pentecosts in the movie, would someone who has seen the movie kindly give me a heads up? (david"at"thiswebsite"dot"com)
AUG 16 2006
Get 2 Know Me Korner
Sure, I'm now back to being talented AND handsome, but things haven't always been a cakewalk.
Back then the extra 30 pounds did soften the curb and fortunately, when I transformed into a 7 foot tall alien for a year the house I was squatting in had vaulted ceilings.
My glass might have had piss in it at times but I always felt like it was half full.
For the one and a half of you out there anxiously following the "battle of the questionably magic rings" - JMB was been wearing his a tad too much and is having problems maintaining proper manifestation. It's hard to follow someone's lead when you can't see them.
AUG 15 2006
every time I stand on that corner
my head disappears
more often than not a kind-hearted landlady
lets me in
back home in the mirror I realize my error
are two heads better than none?
In the future the greatest insult will be to call someone "Bush"
In the future books will write themselves and deathmatches will determine best-seller lists.
In the future cardboard will be a luxury item.
In the future eveything will be misplaced.
In the future androids will grow bored and redefine thrill-seeking.
In the future the word "dystopia" will be over-used.
AUG 13 2006
Squid pipe "For Novelty Purposes Only" - Holtek, ceramic 2006
She cries at the end of "Titanic" you cry at the end of "Donnie Darko"
Help Wanted - Sign Maker
AUG 10 2006
a heavily stepped on Jim Nordmeyer photo
AUG 9 2006
Hummingbird and I hum a song about bee-balm
she flutters her wings
I flutter my shutter
monarda didyma we visit you
AUG 7 2006
I think I aged a few years this weekend. The details of which I wouldn't dream of boring you with, but then getting to meet up with old, sane and magically creative friends pulled me back from the graveside.
Ever feel like you were born on this street?
Thanks to the Keetons for the hospitality, thanks to Joanna B. for remembering that I had a crush on her in the 5th grade, and most of all, thanks to Fruit Pie the Magician and Elle Crash for reminding me that a million to one is better than a million to none.
Sorry, I just can't get enough of this monstrosity (I-75 ~30 miles north of Cincinnati) (at least I was heading North)
AUG 4 2006
I'm off to explore other exiting areas of the Midwest for a few days. Keep it cool.
Why don't Pro-Lifers demand universal health care for children?
With global warming, overpopulation etc shouldn't childless adults be given tax breaks?
AUG 2 2006
Fuck it's as hot as Bill O'Reilly on a phone sex line.
JULY 31 2006
The Battle Has Begun -
John Mike Bordeaux - I accept your challenge - my found ring's power against yours!
Feel that burning in your forehead? Feel that sickening sense of inner dread? Feeling the urge to do the unspeakable? Uh-huh............