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APRIL 14 2006

Dan says: "I'm starting a new family tradition with my kids - on Easter weekend we watch zombie movies"

bumped back up for the Holiday: "The Unfound and Forgotten Easter Egg"

APRIL 11 2006

Hey, whoever stole the local libray copy of The Cambridge Companion to Husserl please fucking give it back before I track you down and get phenomenological on your ass.

Now, c'mon, I know EVERYBODY's gotta want this one!

new black t-shirts at cafepress

APRIL 9 2006

Though I consider my friend Stefen my superior in the offensive bumper sticker department, I too have a misanthropic side that needs to be serviced.
By all means acquire these from my cafepress store if so inclined, or rip them off and make one yourself, right now I don't give a shit.


And here's a new t-shirt while I'm at it:


APRIL 7 2006

Christians - you got some s'plainin' to do!

From the freshly released "Gospel of Judas" - Jesus to Judas:

"You will be cursed by generations," Jesus reportedly says, "and you will come to rule over them."

I don't know about you, but surely this is more than coincidence - now that we apparently all need to be on "Judas watch" - for him to come rule over us, could it be that the most legendary of traitors is already ruling over us?

Praise Judas!

APRIL 6 2006

Hello dear visitor. My hands are a bit full right now trying to find creative (and digestable) ways to fill a feeding syringe, but I'm anxious to post a pic of my pride and joy - my latest ceramic - "Self Made Man".

APRIL 5 2006

APRIL 3 2006

Thanks to Dan for this one

Out photographing before that ugly old Spring goes and ruins everything >

APRIL 1 2006

News Flash: Creative Disease is changing formats and is becoming a launching point for a nation wide push to change the constitution so President Bush can run for a third term.

Here's a first look at a new piece - it's hard to see, but there's a birdy in there with a toy heart and stomach to play with.

MARCH 31 2006

I know all the "past page" links aren't functioning.....I'm still playing catch-up with the new design.....please bear with me.

MARCH 30 2006

I'm proud to have a pic of my "Poseidon's Wife" sculpture on my new favorite web site (even without me on it)

I have two new sculptures coming at you soon......

and speaking of cephalopods: please consider showing your solidarity
with a shirt from cafepress

and speaking of CafePress....regardless of whether you buy anything from me, their t-shirts are really pretty nice now......the printing is now direct and looks/feels and wears much go there and look around or make one yourself.

MARCH 29 2006

MARCH 28 2006


"Artists from DaVinci to Botticelli have embedded subliminal images into their art for centuries," said Calace. "In this case we found penises on crucifixes, anarchy symbols, swastikas, demonic faces and in modern works even the word 'sex' encrypted into the images. The works in question include modern artists' work currently on the covers of missalettes and hymnals that at this very moment sit in the pews of churches throughout the U.S. and on children's religious teaching aids."
-How do I sign up for freelance work like this??? Here's the article.

Speaking of the End Times....the decline of Western civilization can now be summed up in 2 words - "Oceans 13" - yes, that's right. I just heard they're actually making it - a sequal to the worst fucking movie to plague us since The Avengers. Sure, Oceans 11 was alright, but Oceans 12 was the most horrific loss of 90 minutes of my life in recent memory. The fact that they are making a third is proof that there's absolutely no accountability left in this world and that the insufferable mediocrities of both Heaven and Hell are already being visited upon us. Would somebody please burn Hollywood to the ground!

MARCH 26 2006

Coming soon - seductive music for the asexual in your life:



"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal


"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National




"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave



"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance




"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors




"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay