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We do not exist.

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Chewing the fat of excessive consumption since 1998


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animation - other wordly

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documentical - theoretical


LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



5 MAY 2008

Thanks Rutland for this

A photo from some art gallery/studio somewhere in Slovenija

Wish we knew the artist's name.........




We're hoping to launch an expedition into here this week

Time and bravery permitting





13 MAY 2008


London's calling. Will be back in a couple days.


11 MAY 2008




A nice tile somewhere west of Dover  


09 MAY 2008




07 MAY 2008

  potty training cartoon holtek  



I'd like to tell you in very graphic language what I think of Gordon Brown right now but I might endeavor to become a citizen of this otherwise great land some day I better watch my mouth.

I'll just post this instead -


God bless the Queen (Mother Nature, that is)

  london medical cannabis protest


05 MAY 2008

  fortune teller cartoon holtek  




Imagine our surprise - descending down into the bowels of Walmer Castle and stumbling upon a very pleasant
artist named

  joanna jones art
......................Joanna Jones
Surprisingly, it appears as though someone in the English Heritage hiearchy made a bold decision to allow artists to exhibit a piece of work in a non-traditional setting.....or would it be a VERY traditional setting? Anyway, we thought the juxtaposition was lovely.




02 MAY 2008

knock knock America joke holtek


  asymmetric system cartoon holtek  


Have this photo in a show at the Belgium Cafe, Ramsgate, Kent.




sandwich coal towers holtek  


30 April 2008

Godspeed Albert Hoffman.


As salutation we're only listening to Richard Kirk's "Sandoz" recordings today.

Unfortunately our acid tin is empty but maybe we can will a flashback into existence.

Or as our old pal Jack Ison used to say:

"The Eye That Cries Never Dies"



2009 - The year of the outbreak of The Great War Between the Toadies and the Lackeys.

The ever shifting alliances of the Brown Nosers.

Ass Kisser splinter groups.

The Golden Age of Apologetics.

Truth through Revisionism.


Death defying acts of asymmetry






29 APRIL 2008

  cannibal swine pigs cartoon holtek  

Meanwhile, we WON'T be putting this on a shirt
I want boobies




28 APRIL 2008



New T-shirt
New T-shirt
New T-shirt


Who needs 4 leaves anyway?? Photos by our staff linguist and up-and-coming photographer David Rutland


stay tuned.....

24 APRIL 2008

  greener pastures cartoon holtek  

  so dead even the angels collapsed


22 APRIL 2008

corpse poking sticks cartoon holtek


  And he's not very happy about it




20 APRIL 2008








"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"-Of Montreal


"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
-The National




"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave



"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
-James Chance




"Nag nag nag"
-Cabaret Voltaire



"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors




"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay