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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



07 MARCH 2008



Coming soon.......the movie

First the "Buddha Boy" then Britney and now Boriska many sages can our era accomodate?


05 MARCH 2008


Finally, a decent reason to have kids:

  Marijuana Makes People Sell Their Children

and a good reason to read the Ten Commandments:

  Moses Was High on Drugs


03 MARCH 2008

new t-shirt opportunity for you and family

  Beware the something-or-others of March


Meanwhile, I absolutely refuse to make this into a shirt.  

In America no one can hear you scream unless you scream for ice cream.

The UK has an entire generation of feral kids that they call "yobs" who basically terrorize the population. I blame it on the strict gun control and lack of hand guns here. If it was more like America maybe fear of eating a bullet would cure all that sass-mouth.

Okay here's the start of my UK vs USA list:


USA - thick crust pizza

USA - endless soda refills

USA - sexy hot morbidly obese people

UK - the public foot path!!!

USA - making fascism sexy again

UK - ubiquitous paper-thin crust

UK - 2 pounds sterling for 6oz of Coke (refills will cost you double)

UK - even the thin people are ugly

USA - "get the fuck off my land or I'll fill you full of lead"

UK - refusal to inject Jesus into every aspect of daily life


29 FEB 2008


This extra long February is killing me. Need a break. Can't wait till next year!


28 FEB 2008

    hate mondays hell cartoon holtek

Well, the short month of February is almost behind us. Much like Satan did we get it behind us? Did Lord Shiva destroy 1 or 2 personal baddies? Did Deleuze deluge our minds with poetic visions of Fred? Are the Neocons dead? Is the Planet sad or glad to have another month gone by? Does Dan feel the urge to buy a sports car yet? Or a Harley to match the hair?

photo Sylvie
shiva statue


Well, March is almost upon us. March march marching along to a poem or a more marshal song?

26 FEB 2008



Return of Super Monkey


  sneaky soviet invasion of the midlands.

24 FEB 2008



A Sylvie/Holtek piece  




See. I TOLD you sons a bitches! I ain't crazy.

"lasers that put voices in your head"



20 FEB 2008


  blacker black goths cartoon holtek  

photos by Priya M.


19 FEB 2008

  machines smart as humans cartoon holtek  


  and the "Zombie Story"


18 FEB 2008

Well, yes. It is sort of our Ten Year Anniversary. Thanks for noticing.

  minimalist artist cartoon holtek  


    mind control dog holtek







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-LCD Soundsystem



"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
-Crispy Ambulance





"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."




"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
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"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
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"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
-David Holtek



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-Duran Duran (Barbarella)



"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
- Nietzsche



"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
-The National





"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"




"Let's have some decorum."
-Monochrome Set



"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
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"Nag nag nag"
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"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
-Dave Holtek



"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene




"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
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-Jean Baudrillard





"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."




"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay