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LINKS voluntary human extinction movement a great site to waste a lot of time yet help entertain the world

555 Gallery Detroit's coolest and coldest gallery with the hottest art



MARCH 17 2007


MARCH 16 2007

"I'm a slacker wandering through the streets, and from my buzz I don't know anybody; from my buzz I can't get my mind straight, I'm a slacker wandering through the streets" - Márkos Vamvakáris (from old Greek Rembetika song called " Alaniáris" (thanks DAR!)

klansman black forest cartoon

Content rated:

"Not for P.M."

Ode to a College Girl

The sight of your thong above your designer jeans makes me sick
Your lower back tattoo might as well spell out "I'm an imaginationless lemur"
The conversation you're having on your cell is as dull as the music on you ipod
Your boyfriend gives away his homosexual tendencies by the posters of male athletes on his wall
Half his frat brothers want to fuck you the other half him
He likes it when you wear sweats and flip flops because his friend Kevin does too
Speaking of your sweats and flip flops - fuck off.


MARCH 14 2007

  cartoon waiter there's a soup in my fly  

conservative morality short course


Small world!

My friend Priya just got back from
India where she took this photo.

She noticed the resemblance and was right on the money! It's my half-brother Karl!

Karl, call Mom. She's worried sick about you.


-Brother Dave

indian holy man

MARCH 13 2007

As you can see the Oscar competition for 2007 "Best Short" is already heating up:

MARCH 11 2007

There are times when one can't help but ooze pretension - like this past week - I was compelled to not only mourn the loss of Jean Baudrillard (though maybe the simulation will proceed more smoothly now?) but I was also neck deep in curating an art show. In other words (said with highly affected self-important voice) I'm sorry for being so busy pondering a high brow left field PoMo French philosopher while curating my own show featuring cutting edge digital art. In other words, what have you poor slobs been doing? Eating McDonalds in front of the tube watching American Idol or NASCAR? Chuckle chuckle chuckle. I'm sooooooooo special!

Anyway, things look nice. There were some inspiring studio performances. "My Dear Disco" is a great band to see either in a video studio or a sleazy club and last night put on an awesome video/performance/music extravaganza. Glad to be a part of it all.

We will resume our usual nonsensical programming this week.

The Robot finally gets his moment in the sun.

(Glass case is to protect patrons not sculpture)

robot human brain sculpture  

My Dear Disco rocks the performance space.


MARCH 8 2007

Thanks for the "Cool Memories"

Jean Baudrillard RIP

1929 -2007

" One day, we shall stand up and our backsides will remain attached to our seats."

MARCH 7 2007

Just call her 3 of 8 for now


MARCH 5 200

More peeks at the upcoming SYNC07 Digital Art Show:

Paul Hickman and his son Charlie - "Tree"

MARCH 2 2007

I can smell Anna Nicole from here.

The only thing that could make the 'news' channels happier is if she turns into a zombie and starts giving interviews. Question is, could you tell the difference? hilton estate tax

...................................sync 07

It's that time again. Friday March 9th begins SYNC 07 Digital Arts Festival at The Duderstadt Center University of Michigan. Gallery opening 5pm on Friday. Video-music performances both nights in the Video Studio starting at 7pm. Please drop in. If you can't we'll show you a bit of what you'll be missing.

"Scanomancy 1" by Garin Horner scanomancy garin horner  

FEB 28 2007



Laura Bush Bukkake

I don't usually like to repeat work but the demand was there....and besides, can we really have enough of these?


"Madonna with Child (and Cellphone)" - ceramica - holtek - 2007 - sold


FEB 25 2007

What I did on the plane to CT. The guy across the aisle seemed a little nervous, especially when I started talking to it.

  Providence, Rhode Island

One if by land
two if bye see you later

The British are coming
so we're having tea and crumpets

Wondering if they'll take us back

Tonight we'll sleep in the loving busom of the Queen


FEB 22 2007

Britney's shaved head
Anna Nicole's death
come just in time
for a second there
I thought America had grown up.
...Are there any custody battles going on for Iraqi orphans?

.......................... our storm troopers

I woke up thinking this morning "hmmm, I wish some chick would send me pix of her tats"
Artists: Jason Vaughn and Dave Bruehl. Thanks Mary.

    punch the beatles

FEB 20 2007

Good news. It looks like we won't have to wait too much longer for another mass kool-aid party or a burning compound to roast weenies in. This here snazzy dresser says he be Jebus:

Remember kids,

O you followers of Truth! Do not be decieved by others. Inwardly or outwardly, if you encounter any obstacles, kill them right away. If you meet the Buddha, kill him! Do not get yourself entangled with any object, but stand above, pass on and be free!

-Lin Chi Yi Sen




FEB 18 2007

My friend David is reading the Icelandic language version of The Lord of the Rings. Meanwhile I've been having trouble making it through the funny pages lately.

As most know, it's real hard to make a living as an artist. I'm keen on diversification as a way to make ends meet. Lately I've been doing some free-lance writing developing marriage vows for people. Here's a random sampling. (my rates are very reasonable!)

I swear I won't ever do anything to ruin your dining experience
I won't laugh too boisterously or critique your make-up
I shan't pinch the waiter's ass or hit on your mom while you're in the loo
or breathe garlic in your boss's face while telling a dirty joke
If we have children together I shan't kill them or conspire with them against you
No actual registered poisons shall ever pass between us
I won't dance on your grave
If we ever have sex on tape I'll try my best for your father not to see it but I can't promise it will never be on the internet
Even if it's true I will never say or imply in front of your friends that you suck in bed
I shall never throw your belongings out the window or change the locks while you're gone unless a restraining order calls for it
I won't try too hard to change your taste in music
I promise never to refer to you as my "significant other" except in moments of self-conscious irony

Continuing with:





"Memories Can't Wait" - The Talking Heads
"Sunset Gun" - The Damage Manual
"Wonderful" - Tosca
"Dear Can" - !!!(Chk Chk Chk)
"Chennaroka" - Alan Vega
"King Ink" - The Birthday Party
and by special suggestion of Timmy K (and with complete agreement from staff) "Taking Tiger Mountain" - Brian Eno

****** to be continued


.FEB 17 2007 FEB 17 2007 eclipse of the eye

It's time for "A Moment with Britney"
britney and charles manson bald

FEB 16 2007

...............................................bad piece of chicken

We in no way, shape or form condone the message contained in this photo sent to us by "Timmy K"
dope is good

Sorry for the lapse. We've been suffering through a self-inflicted technological gun shot to the foot.

Maybe this stellar piece of filmmaking will make up for it -

"Stupid Ass Chimichanga"

FEB 13 2007

...........................................................definition of ambivalence

It's that time again. Anyone from anywhere is welcome to submit as long as it gets here on time.

The Midwest's premiere digital arts festival.

University of Michigan - Duderstadt Gallery and video performance space.


Art made by digital means or encompassing a digital/technological theme are welcome.

sync 07 info

Come see the show and welcome my new pride and joy into the world.
robot examing human brain sculpture


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