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MAY 4 2006
Zen Nick says:
"In a room full of preachers the janitor's bucket is always full."
MAY 1 2006
Now that I'm pro-Bush I've been trying to figure out what I can do with all these signs in my liberal little town.
Here's a start -
(Not that this particular 'product' is on my list.....)
APRIL 30 2006
Some people define themselves by their careers, their kids, their clothes, or by the music they listen to......
I, on the other hand, define myself by my contorted filbert (Corylus avellana)
APRIL 29 2006
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APRIL 27 2006
Zen Nick says:
If someone asks you for money ask them for generosity.
APRIL 25 2006
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APRIL 20 2006
Okay, it's not an April Fool's joke this time - I'm thinking about going "pro-Bush".
I can't help it. I guess it's just the "pro-sad sack" part of me. The impulse to help prop up the underdog when the masses have turned against him. Maybe it's my inbred predilection for non-comformity - if everyone's so against him then there must be something good about him. Maybe under the stupid and arrogant facade there's some sort of Nietzschean anti-hero lurking. Maybe if me and GW sat down in total privacy he'd let me in on his secret, dark and utterly engaging theory on the human condition. Maybe he is a helpless stooge of an empire-bent Illuminati. Maybe they've put a chip in his head and I'll discover it and remove it and he and I will go on a cross-country spree avoiding the shadow government goons in a drama worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. GW and I will encounter the "real folk" of America, lay a couple loose ladies and let the people in on the hideous truth. And then like the climax of "They Live" the horrible true faces of the malicious plutocracy will be revealed and America will rise up and show them the trap door that leads to the dustbin of history.
GW and I will settle down on a farm somewhere and he'll occasionally have audience with truth-seekers or biographers hungry to immortalize the man who saved America.
Long live GW!
April 18 2006
||Shucks! On "HotOrNot.com" my rating has fallen to 4.6 with a recent flood of "ones" being voted. But some generous soul gave me a "ten" and there are a few "eights" in there as well. Now, which of you lucky ladies gets to spend a romantic evening with me? (As always, I will provide my full arrest record upon request.)
Speaking of how hot I am.....I know this one won't earn me any points with my feminist friends, but then again, what have they done for ME lately? But shirts like this are really only funny when short, fat, bald guys wear them.
A short word from the CreDi President:
Speaking of girls just wanna have fun......
Okay, enough people - please give Monkey the ball!
APRIL 16 2006
APRIL 15 2006
Return of the Republican Arabs!
Coming soon? Music for the libido rationalist?
"Mood shift shift back to good again. C'mon be a friend"
"It's like a discipline without the discipine of all the discipline"
"And if you wish it will still hurt as before. I can hear you breathing I know you're there."
"He who lives as children live - who does not struggle for his bread and does not believe that his actions possess any ultimate significance - remains childlike."
"karen put me in a chair fuck me and make me a drink I lost direction and I'm past my peak I'm telling you this isn't me no this isn't me Karen believe me you just haven't seen my good side yet"
"He drank panther piss and fucked the girls you're probably married to"
- Nick Cave
"The path to enlightenment is not reached by car and its landmarks will be signs on the soles of the feet."
"I'm going to do things to you that are beyond all known philosophies."
-Duran Duran (Barbarella)
"Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the superman - a rope over an abyss"
"I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders."
"B-b-b-baby he's screaming the truth. America, America is killing it's youth"
"Let's have some decorum."
"I don't care what weapons you use just as long as you keep me amused."
"Nag nag nag"
"In America, for every action there is an equal and opposing inaction"
"You know it's time we grow old and do some shit."
-Broken Social Scene
"Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
Can yooooo dig it?
-Sirus The Warriors
"I hesitate to deposit money in a bank. I am afraid I shall never dare to take it out again. When you go to confession and entrust your sins to the safe-keeping of the priest, do you ever come back for them?"
"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality."
"Like a dark stripe down the center of the night, two's as good as one."
- Arto Lindsay