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Shystie.net - if "one in the .face, one in the pink" is your .cup of tea, then this site is for .you.

VHEMT - the voluntary human extinction movement. Enough .said.

JUXTAPOZ - they may never .like me but I still like them.

Russian Links - my favorite launch point for all things






Creative Disease the epicenter of an inspiration epidemic since 1998

MAY 2 2006

Today the guy at the Middle Eastern Market gave me my ten dollar bill AND 4 bucks back thinking I had given him a twenty - I would've just been dishonest and kept all of it but those new goddamn tens are so ugly I decided I didn't want it back and informed him of his mistake. It's a downright shame when aesthetics turns you honest - what a horrible abuse of beauty.

Zen Nick says:

"In a room full of preachers the janitor's bucket is never full."

MAY 1 2006

Now that I'm pro-Bush I've been trying to figure out what I can do with all these signs in my liberal little town.

Here's a start -

Just a reminder - it's my "birthday month" and I'll be accepting gifts for the duration.

(Not that this particular 'product' is on my list.....)

APRIL 30 2006

Some people define themselves by their careers, their kids, their clothes, or by the music they listen to......

I, on the other hand, define myself by my contorted filbert (Corylus avellana)



Doomsday News:

Lately I've been feeling like my link (at below left) to the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is inadequate, so from time to time I'll be featuring things that draw attention to that honorable endeavor.

Brother Dan reports from the Southern front that while attending his son's tennis match he observed two different parents sitting in their SUVs with the engines running so they could sit in air conditioning while their kids played.
Meanwhile, I sat in my yard and watched an over-weight 30-something woman drive her SUV 30 feet, stop, get out, deliver 1 or two papers, get back in car, repeat.

Let's just go ahead and nip this shit in the bud. Mmmmkay?

APRIL 29 2006

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Zen Nick says:

If someone asks you for money ask them for generosity.

APRIL 25 2006

What? You think they just dodge sperm whales all day?

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APRIL 20 2006

Okay, it's not an April Fool's joke this time - I'm thinking about going "pro-Bush".
I can't help it. I guess it's just the "pro-sad sack" part of me. The impulse to help prop up the underdog when the masses have turned against him. Maybe it's my inbred predilection for non-comformity - if everyone's so against him then there must be something good about him. Maybe under the stupid and arrogant facade there's some sort of Nietzschean anti-hero lurking. Maybe if me and GW sat down in total privacy he'd let me in on his secret, dark and utterly engaging theory on the human condition. Maybe he is a helpless stooge of an empire-bent Illuminati. Maybe they've put a chip in his head and I'll discover it and remove it and he and I will go on a cross-country spree avoiding the shadow government goons in a drama worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. GW and I will encounter the "real folk" of America, lay a couple loose ladies and let the people in on the hideous truth. And then like the climax of "They Live" the horrible true faces of the malicious plutocracy will be revealed and America will rise up and show them the trap door that leads to the dustbin of history.

GW and I will settle down on a farm somewhere and he'll occasionally have audience with truth-seekers or biographers hungry to immortalize the man who saved America.

Long live GW!

Dave Holtek

April 18 2006

Shucks! On "HotOrNot.com" my rating has fallen to 4.6 with a recent flood of "ones" being voted. But some generous soul gave me a "ten" and there are a few "eights" in there as well. Now, which of you lucky ladies gets to spend a romantic evening with me? (As always, I will provide my full arrest record upon request.)

Speaking of how hot I am.....I know this one won't earn me any points with my feminist friends, but then again, what have they done for ME lately? But shirts like this are really only funny when short, fat, bald guys wear them.

A short word from the CreDi President:

I suppose it seems like I've gone hog wild on the product product product front, but the truth is.....well, I guess I have.

But keep in mind that "creative disease" is more than just a domain name - it is a condition. I have it and I simply come up with all this crap and what else to do with a lot of it other than productify it?

And please recall, there ain't a single-ass ad on this page.


David Wayne Holtek

Speaking of girls just wanna have fun......

Okay, enough people - please give Monkey the ball!

APRIL 16 2006

APRIL 15 2006

Return of the Republican Arabs!

Coming soon? Music for the libido rationalist?






"The world is a joyless place where murder and rancor and swarms of other spirits of calamity, debilitating illnesses, and corruptions and consequences of floods roam hither and yon in the gloom of the meadow of misfortune"


"Even sleepers are workers and collaborators in what goes on in the universe."


"Men should strive to think much and know little."


"The true vampires are the churchmen who eat at the expense of the king and the people."


"My Daddy used to say: 'switch your behavior or I'll take a switch to your behavior'"
-Henry Tom Tuttle Tinsley


"I'm just a symptom of the moral decay that's knawing at the heart of the country."
-Matt Johnson


“Commercials are an unnatural use of my work, ... It's like having a cow's udder sewn to the side of my face. Painful and humiliating.”
-Tom Waits


"What the hell is a hippie cult leader?"
-Chuck Manson


"She does a raindance in my room then assumes a dive position"
-Nick Cave


"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
-"Donnie Darko"


"I'm looking for one new value but nothing comes my way"
-Iggy Pop


"Only sick music makes money today"
-Fred Nietzsche


" The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived."
-Oscar Wilde