MAY 2 2006
Today the guy at the Middle Eastern Market gave me my ten dollar bill AND 4 bucks back thinking I had given him a twenty - I would've just been dishonest and kept all of it but those new goddamn tens are so ugly I decided I didn't want it back and informed him of his mistake. It's a downright shame when aesthetics turns you honest - what a horrible abuse of beauty.
Zen Nick says:
"In a room full of preachers the janitor's bucket is never full."
MAY 1 2006
Now that I'm pro-Bush I've been trying to figure out what I can do with all these signs in my liberal little town.
Here's a start -
Just a reminder - it's my "birthday month" and I'll be accepting gifts for the duration.
(Not that this particular 'product' is on my list.....)
APRIL 30 2006
Some people define themselves by their careers, their kids, their clothes, or by the music they listen to......
I, on the other hand, define myself by my contorted filbert (Corylus avellana)
Lately I've been feeling like my link (at below left) to the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is inadequate, so from time to time I'll be featuring things that draw attention to that honorable endeavor.
Brother Dan reports from the Southern front that while attending his son's tennis match he observed two different parents sitting in their SUVs with the engines running so they could sit in air conditioning while their kids played.
Meanwhile, I sat in my yard and watched an over-weight 30-something woman drive her SUV 30 feet, stop, get out, deliver 1 or two papers, get back in car, repeat.
Let's just go ahead and nip this shit in the bud. Mmmmkay?
APRIL 29 2006
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APRIL 27 2006
Zen Nick says:
If someone asks you for money ask them for generosity.
APRIL 25 2006
What? You think they just dodge sperm whales all day?
APRIL 23 2006
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APRIL 20 2006
Okay, it's not an April Fool's joke this time - I'm thinking about going "pro-Bush".
I can't help it. I guess it's just the "pro-sad sack" part of me. The impulse to help prop up the underdog when the masses have turned against him. Maybe it's my inbred predilection for non-comformity - if everyone's so against him then there must be something good about him. Maybe under the stupid and arrogant facade there's some sort of Nietzschean anti-hero lurking. Maybe if me and GW sat down in total privacy he'd let me in on his secret, dark and utterly engaging theory on the human condition. Maybe he is a helpless stooge of an empire-bent Illuminati. Maybe they've put a chip in his head and I'll discover it and remove it and he and I will go on a cross-country spree avoiding the shadow government goons in a drama worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster. GW and I will encounter the "real folk" of America, lay a couple loose ladies and let the people in on the hideous truth. And then like the climax of "They Live" the horrible true faces of the malicious plutocracy will be revealed and America will rise up and show them the trap door that leads to the dustbin of history.
GW and I will settle down on a farm somewhere and he'll occasionally have audience with truth-seekers or biographers hungry to immortalize the man who saved America.
Long live GW!
April 18 2006
||Shucks! On "HotOrNot.com" my rating has fallen to 4.6 with a recent flood of "ones" being voted. But some generous soul gave me a "ten" and there are a few "eights" in there as well. Now, which of you lucky ladies gets to spend a romantic evening with me? (As always, I will provide my full arrest record upon request.)
Speaking of how hot I am.....I know this one won't earn me any points with my feminist friends, but then again, what have they done for ME lately? But shirts like this are really only funny when short, fat, bald guys wear them.
A short word from the CreDi President:
I suppose it seems like I've gone hog wild on the product product product front, but the truth is.....well, I guess I have.
But keep in mind that "creative disease" is more than just a domain name - it is a condition. I have it and I simply come up with all this crap and what else to do with a lot of it other than productify it?
And please recall, there ain't a single-ass ad on this page.
David Wayne Holtek
Speaking of girls just wanna have fun......
Okay, enough people - please give Monkey the ball!
APRIL 16 2006
APRIL 15 2006
Return of the Republican Arabs!
Coming soon? Music for the libido rationalist?